Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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