THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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