All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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