If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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