Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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