Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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