Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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