hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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