theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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