Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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