I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
