when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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