I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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