I hate your face
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
