Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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