DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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