hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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