you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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