oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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