I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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