Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i wish my penis had a tongue
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
it glows. i had to have it.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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