theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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