girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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