This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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