Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I am spending my child support on dildos
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It's not a walk of shame if you run
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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