Small penises have feelings too.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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