He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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