Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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