Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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