i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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