I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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