You can't motorboat a personality
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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