I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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