Just mADE A PArabola og urine
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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