That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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