I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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