you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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