Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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