I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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