why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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