You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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