She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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