I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
There's always time for handjobs
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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