Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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