went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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