Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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