Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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