Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
thus making me awesome and them whores
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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