Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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