We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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