do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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