My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
