I hate all girls vehemently.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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